Alpaca T-shirt
I need a coffee, and a t-shirt to let everyone know.
100% organic cotton. Off white, unisex t-shirt with Alpaca logo and a jumping Alan on the back with quote "I need a coffee".
EU unisex sizing - size up for a baggier fit.
Orders under £30:
Royal Mail 24 Hour. Delivery within 1-2 working days: £3.50
Orders over £30:
Royal Mail 24 Hour: FREE
Subscription orders:
Royal Mail 24 Hour: £3.50
We currently only ship within the UK.

Ain't no ocean killing micro plastics in this packaging. So sit back, stick Attenborough on the TV, and pat yourself on the back.

From transport, through to machinery, every step along the way we have reduced the carbon footprint of this awkward little coffee.

From fair living wages to vetting our suppliers and partners with a fine tooth comb, we take due diligence to make sure this coffee comes suffering-free.

Our packaging is 100% home compostable. Simply tear it up and throw it in the compost bin. Probably miss. Then pick it up and gently place it in.